Ba-dum-tsss

i need (abruptly stops talking & stares at some random fixed point with a vacant expression)

you gotta read, you gotta write, you gotta draw, you gotta watch films and shows. there is literally NO time to be employed

Just saw a post talking about "having a superiority complex over not watching Disney live action movies" and I was like damn, the bar for superiority is pretty low these days. Just the other day I saw an open single-serve slice of American cheese lying on the sidewalk and I didn't roll it up and shove it down my gullet without chewing like a hungry duck, I guess that makes me a genius who stands above the vulgar masses like a god

Peeing

Again with this

Knock it off

Huh, must've been the wind.

something decidedly unchic is afoot

when tiger met dragon

crouching harry hidden sally

The hatemail game on this website is insane

donald duck, dying under a rock in the grand canyon alone: my uncle only loved money