'S CUTE

Now that gay ice hockey is trending like wild I'm imagining a world where homophobia is over and it would really behoove a small franchise, say, a team that hasn't won a championship in decades, to encourage two of their more conventionally attractive players to pretend to be in a relationship to boost ticket sales. A flawless plan that I'm sure won't result in anyyyyyyone falling in love

imagine the discourse following the end-of-2nd-act reveal that they've been smooching as a contractual obligation. imagine queer baiting as a literal national sport

everyone reblogging this to say "someone needs to write this!" No. We've written enough. It's time for the National Hockey League to start pulling its weight in this house

i love when sports announcers say shit like “this game is going to come down to whichever team makes plays” like thank you king what would we do without you

I am standing here with tears in literal awe

this is a man whose been told for most of career that he doesnt have what it takes to be a starting goalie... GIVE DOBBY HIS RESPECT

I love hockey goaltenders because here's a six foot side of beef who can do the splits, he's basically bubble wrapped, and if you so much as look at him wrong his team will justifiably murder you.