the BEST vacker (go away biana)

im only on book 4 but i think fitz and dex should kiss

it’s always “work on that gadget dex!” and “ open this cache for me dex!” and never “come on let’s do arson together dex!” what more do I have to give

Come on let's do arson together :D

woah i'm so cool there's a week about me

im rereading kotlc and just like. I don’t hate fitz anymore. like I don’t really ship sofitz and he has his flaws but in my brain from when I first read the books when I was eleven, he was this evil supervillain and I viewed him that was for years after. he isnt. hes just very traumatized and needs therapy

what's therapy

Fitz needs to stop sucking all the melanin out of everyone man, like, learn to share.

No thanks :)

@keefesencen me + you

sorry to be late but gotta love how fitz looks four minutes old in the new graphic novel excerpt

What. 😀

why is he staring at me like that

I think that might be impossible

Hey @dexter-dizznee wanna destroy the government together

Sophie showed me this human thing called sewing!! gonna try it out now :3

I am in pain. why are pins so stabby

Maybe don't stab yourself

Woah that's me

I feel like if Keefe ever got the chance to wear drag, he would ABSOLUTELY do it. Like, imagine Keefe takes Sophie to a drag show with no context and he walks on the stage in full glamor. Someone write this.

Would pay to watch