cyberpunk glitch squid.

reblog if you’re a sleepy trans gal who needs a nap or support sleepy trans gals getting naps

Monday, September 14th, 2015

I respect bees more than I respect white men in positions of power

I get pregnant, throw a “gender reveal” party, cut open the cake to reveal a landslide of green m&ms. “what does green mean??” my relatives ask, scandalized. in their confusion, they fail to notice that the doors have been barred. they are now my captive audience. “settle in, folks,” I say, “it’s time for gender theory 101. I have slides.”

If you out and you get a bad feeling, go home immediately

bich… i have anxiety… everythings a bad feeling

Glad we settled this

animal crossing’s critical flaw is that the longer you go without playing it the more terrifying it is to start playing again

Got called sir in KFC earlier lads

@scaredlittlebug tell us what happened, comrade

I got called sir in KFC

ye but why