I'm dying squirtle

At least whatever is wrong with me is really really funny

adhd is so embarrassing ur basically like “I have to have fun right the fuck now or I’m throwing myself off the roof” 90% of the time and you also have very little control over this

This was the single most important thing for me to start understanding re: my undiagnosed ADHD, and it's the thing no one tells you except other ADHD sufferers. My brain's reward system is so broken that boredom rapidly becomes indistinguishable from a depressive episode. There's no healthy, normal ability to experience something as simply being a little dull--as soon as my brain isn't getting regular hits of stimulation, I start clawing at the walls. This is what makes working in a structured environment and initiating tasks so difficult for me, not malice or other character flaws.

Sweden should get hate for upholding the single worst definition of hate crime ever by allowing some ugly bastard from Denmark to go around the country and provoke Muslims by burning the Qur'an in predominately Muslim neighbourhoods

My name is Fofão. I’m climbing walls all day.

idk I just personally think that getting chills from music is the best part of being alive. like when a song is so good you can feel it in your whole body. that’s why I’m here.

ladies, this is your last chance to impress me and save yourself from elimination. the time has come, for you to lip sync…. for your life! [heaven or las vegas by cocteau twins plays]

White vegan types who shit their pants and cry and throw up about a prey animal being killed for food/hide/etc and then love plastic and slave labor are maybe some of the stupidest bitches on earth sorry

"I won't eat honey because it exploits the bees :(" & where did your quinoa come from

Uh oh girls I got the pleather fandom after me for this one

When the Palestinians try to stand their ground, western media calls them terrorists

usually the point of sanctions is to make everyday life for the general public of the target country as difficult as possible in order to stir unrest, that some people are so shocked by this surprises me. it’s not a big secret, just like a couple days ago i watched swedish exterior minister ann linde say so explicitly on tv, even the most idealistic liberal ideologues would recognise this.

it's legitimately fucked how people view labor in the modern age. i'm Happy stocking shelves, why does that mean i shouldn't make enough money to live? don't you think we should be cultivating a workforce that's happy to do the things they want? do you want a doctor who's only working for his paycheck & not out of an actual urge to help others? do you want the garbagemen who keep your city clean to live impoverished because they're not bootstrapping hard enough? every single american institution is working backwards to solve problems that could easily be solved with compassion and empathy

being an adult and buying your own shit is so weird i don't understand why anything is priced the way it is. why did my tattoo cost 8 toothpastes? why does a pair of socks cost a sandwich but a fancy dinner costs a whole jacket? why is book the same cost as 2 bag frozen vegetables? nothing makes sense i just wanna steal.

wtf does "relatively european" even mean. kiev is entirely european.