hi [<- haunted by "Someone has to leave first. This is a very old story. There is no other version of this story."]

I would like to apologize in advanced for the person I’m going to become when the percy jackson show comes out

why don’t you go watch 19x world record holder, 2x world champion, 4x grand prix final champion, 6x japanese national champion, 2x consecutive olympic champion, figure skating icon yuzuru hanyu perform haru yo, koi and then maybe you’ll calm down.

i need to correct this: wow classic doesn’t have any npcs that can only talk to one player at a time. these lines actually formed for a quest npc that players had to kill to complete the objective. knowing that i think this image is even funnier.

My favourite is the guy saying, “This is like being at the dmv”

I don’t think we can Whisper of the Heart Scene Where Seiji and Shizuku perform Take Me Home, Country Roads With Seiji’s Grandpa’s Friends our way out of this one boys

microdosing on the entire breadth of human emotion by watching olympic figure skating

what's the point of being religious when i can see god in yuzuru hanyu's triple axel

“this character is not canonically bisexual” to YOU. i know them personally

being just like other girls is so fun. taylor swift and twilight and rom coms, "I didn't have it in myself to go with grace", little women and midsommar, crystals and plants and wandavision, "she would've made such a lovely bride what a shame she's fucked in the head", olivia rodrigo, florence pugh, tangled and howl's moving castle, "women have minds as well as just hearts, and they've got ambition and talent as well as just beauty", pride and prejudice, "if I could dream at all, it would be about you. And I'm not ashamed of it", squishmallows, harry styles, mitski and phoebe bridgers and ukuleles and led lights, polaroids, makeup, planning outfits, "what is grief if not love persevering", pink, literally what's not to love

This is Sam Winchester

No it is NOT

this is sephiroth actually

Yeah it can be that guy