Gotta get naked so the crazy juices can flow

me: soft, full of love, forgiving, kind, bright  also me: can hold grudges for years, bitter as hell, already cried twice today 

I feel like each year has progressively gotten worse since the Year of Luigi ended

 this is it..where i hold the Meetings..

If you want the job then you have to OUTLAST ME ON THE THUNDERWHEEL

The Latin word for raisin is “uva passa” which literally means “a grape that has suffered,” and tell me that isn’t the best shit ever

im gonna mix a can of red bull with seventeen shots of espresso in a fishbowl and then chug it while kids by mgmt plays in the background so i can perceive twenty-three spatial dimensions and fight my own soul

have you ever stayed up late with someone texting or chatting and known as the hours ticked by that you’d be ridiculously tired in the morning but it didnt matter because it was really fun and totally worth losing sleep over just to laugh with someone and enjoy their company maybe and then the next day you keep tiredly recalling how much fun it was while you’re falling asleep in class and that makes it not so bad that you’re tired anymore

Fucking hell this is 10/10

Well the end kind of threw me for a loop but overall this is a quality post.

His face. I’m dead

Is this How To Catch a Predator or Jeopardy

why am i laughing so hard at this

That robot voice tho lmao