bees?

“[voice warbling and distorted] We’re gonna be looking at a few different types of grasses today, for absolutely no reason. Um… this is buffalo grass. This type of grass normally sprouts out from your lawn, it’s called finger grass or crab grass. This is rye grass. Um, honestly, if you see this on a trail or something like that and you go through it, you will walk out with some ticks. Like, we don’t like that. We don’t like rye grass.

[much louder, almost shouting] Now this is it! That good old fine fescue! It’s like laying on a goddamn cloud! Soft as shit!

[normal volume] Can’t forget about the good old fashioned perennial rye grass. You probably had this at your local park. This is tall fescue. Honestly, you’re gonna find hella ladybugs and, like, maybe even spiders in this. Like, [warbling retching noise], no thanks.

[long, lustful silence]

2 blobs chilling on a leaf

EVERY TIME this post comes up on your dash, you HAVE to take a big ol’ gulp of WATER you dehydrated dumbass.