concept: Blood of Eden names are like that less to preserve culture and more because they know that them having names like "Let Freedom Ring I Warned You About the Stairs Bro Do or Do Not There Is No Try" damages John's psyche and they're banking on finding the right combo that'll instantly kill John the second he hears it like a fucking dragon shout

honestly yall could tell me anything about the smt series and i would believe you without hesitation you could be like “yeah in smt 3 fucking like julius caesar himself walked into the room and shot you with a demon gun” or some shit like that and i would not question it i have no godly idea what goes on in that franchise

the best part of this post is that i completely fucking made up this example but apparently according to some of the tags i was spot on except that it was Dante from fucking Devil May Cry and not Julius Caesar

as someone who sews i can confirm this is 100% accurate

people who don’t sew have no idea how much the mouth is involved

He was likely hallucinating if he wasn’t making it up for fun but the coolest and scariest marine cryptid claim is definitely the giant freezing cold carnivorous flesh blob allegedly encountered by a diver in 1953, who said he watched it eat a shark: “ Suddenly the water became distinctly colder. While the temperature continued to drop with surprising rapidity, I saw a black mass rising from the darkness of the chasm. It floated upwards very slowly. As at last light reached it I could see that it was of dull brown colour and tremendous size, a flat ragged edged thing about one acre in extent. It pulsated sluggishly and I knew that it was alive despite its lack of visible limbs or eyes. Still pulsating, this frightful vision floated past my level, by which time the coldness had become most intense. The shark now hung completely motionless, paralyzed either by cold or fear. While I watched fascinated, the enormous brown thing reached the shark, contacted him with its upper surface. The shark gave a convulsive shiver and was drawn unresisting into the substance of the monster. “