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chasing that rat poison high....

No think

You want to settle this under the mistletoe, bro? 😤

Bass guitars are so sexy. Do you think they know they’re the sexiest instrument

Bass guitars are like “brrrr” and it fucks

light yagami is so fucking stupid in like a month they narrowed it down from like it could be anyone in the world.. to it could be anyone in japan to it could be anyone in the kanto region to it could be any student in the kanto region to its honestly probably one of the family members of these two policemen and my god this mans son is so fucking weird whats wrong with him like honestly i think L should have just taken the risk and hit light with a car one day and been like huh funny the kira murders stopped right this policemans son got hit by a car i asked my chauffeur to drive into him funny how that works out

listen this isn’t rat related but I’m going off the walls right now this is literally so fucking funny

you know what i meant

why is nobody obsessed with me. like thats the least you could do

friendships online be like bro i would deactivate for you

why do cats run through the house like they forgot to pull their dinner rolls out of the oven

Every reblog this post gets, I will tell my dog he’s a good boy

i brush my teeth with my own fucking cum

i have so many fucking cavities