fireside-flecks

Can't decide which I prefer -- delirious whumpees who ramble about a new thing every ten seconds because their mind is wandering relentlessly, or delirious whumpees who become fixated on one subject that they insist is important (and very likely is Not)

funniest sound in the world is a cat smacking shit hard as fuck with their little stupid paw

i love every pixel of you my dear mutual

The purpose of life is to touch your partner's tummy. everything else is just bourgeois moralism.

are you their sunrise or their sunset??

Happy Moon Landing Day! ❤️👩‍🚀🌛

You can make a movie with where the only white character is a man named Ray Cism whose one line of his 16 seconds of screen time is “I seriously hate women and minorities.” and you’ll find fifty bajillion reader x Ray Cism fanfics and renaissance style drawings of him with a halo of golden light

I wish all gnats inside my household a very DROP DEAD MOTHERFUCKER IHATEYOU IHATEYOU DIEDIEDIEEEEE 🤬🤬🤬

Make them jealous Monday 🙂‍↕️ high risk, perhaps, but high reward….

two meads in and i'm asking my knight if i can feel how sharp his blade is 🤦‍♂️ i'm giggling and kicking my feet too. should i ask him to press it against my neck or is that too forward

hottest thought in the world on my mind right now is running your hands up their arms and under the sleeves of their shirt and over their triceps

i just know your f/o is the most jealous person alive, it eats at them inside like a live wire but you wouldn’t know that because god forbid you would realize just how possessive they can get when it comes to you