I reblog whatever I want.

I work cybersecurity, this is like half my job.

the whole vaccine deal tbh

antidepressants

Yes these are all the work of wizards

i know the 'is mcdonalds a date' questions making its rounds but i feel kind of insane bc thats never even been a metric for me. a date is just when someone says its a date. i went on a date w someone to smoke in a building w a caved in cieling in the rain, shoplifted from a gas station paranoid as hell to get them a soft pretzel and then we chased a rat around. where is your sense of adventure people

@bace-jeleren

there’s no way humans could build the Eiffel Tower

must've been the animals

I think about this comic once per week. It’s funnier then anything I can conceive of. Mastery.

Yeah this seems like a healthy economy, at least the gdp keeps rising so everything is fine

sometimes, the only way i know my roommate is still alive is the $30 cheese that appears and disappears from our fridge

[ID: A white (traffic?) sign that says "Be so completely trans that everyone else feels safe to be trans too." A smaller "Bork" is written below. /End ID]