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Do it scared but please don't do it hungry. Please don't do it dehydrated. It's gonna make it so much scarier. Please.

is there an... uncle inflammatory?

“Do dishes” and “take out trash” both require the use of a spell slot, vs “use phone” is a cantrip, and brother, I am a level one wizard

this man really woke up every morning and committed to painting the absolute dopest fucking pictures anyone could ever have imagined god bless

lot of jokes about eridians being like wow humans are so weak they can't even see through walls. but we also forget that eridians don't know what kinds of walls are opaque vs transparent. imagine some eridians are just like excuse us dr. grace, they go into the next room, and have a full blown argument in front of a window. bonus points if the badness of human hearing has been greatly exaggerated so grace can hear every word they're angrily singing.

what do you mean I can't control everything, why not

ive been asked so many times what my sunday survival strategy is and the answer remains the same. wash dishes and dont think about anything in the whole world

btw dating sucks as a concept.

meeting up with someone with the explicit goal of figuring out whether or not you want a relationship with them spoils the dynamic. it sucks. it's terrible. fall in love with your friends like normal people.

as expected this one is a hit with the autism website

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see unfortunately I have this condition where if I am not explicitly told that I am a part of the ingroup then I will assume I must be part of the outgroup