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Come watch Hogan's Heroes, we have...

• Short king firecracker chef & self-proclaimed uncle of dogs

• Sweet goofy neurodivergent cinnamon roll who does the science & has the highest kill count in the show

• Fearless leader who definitely has favorite children & could probably convince you a brick was made of solid gold

• Lovably sleazy James Bond reject card shark who charms his way into your heart & your safe

• The quiet, capable sane one who holds everything together & has occasional bouts of sass

• Guy acting friendly & refined in an unfriendly unrefined business who wonders why he loses street cred daily

• Guy who can't always be bothered, but can always be bribed with food & we don't talk about how lowkey relatable that is enough

#hogan's heroes #60s television #colonel hogan #robert hogan #wilhelm klink #louis lebeau #andrew carter #peter newkirk #james kinchloe #sergeant schultz #hans schultz

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chronic-invisibility

hulu has some fucking nerve putting an ad for the us army while i’m watching mash

raedroid

That is some next level bullshit right there lol

#m*a*s*h #mash #m*a*s*h memes #good luck with that buddies #least effective ad campaign in existence

ragsy

"Yeah hold on, let me change out of my work clothes" [undoes a single button on my hawaiian shirt and nothing else]

wellmanneredthief

Hawkeye Pierce

#m*a*s*h #mash #m*a*s*h memes #hawkeye pierce #this is in fact hawkeyecore you are so right

carrotkake

klinger. you agree

#fanart #m*a*s*h #mash #max klinger #*nods* I do agree

incorrect-stalag-13

Klink: Did you call Major Hochstetter stupid?

Newkirk: No, I said, "Are you fucking stupid?"

Newkirk: I was asking him.

Klink: And do you think that was an appropriate way to talk to the Gestapo?

Newkirk: Very much so.

Klink:

Hogan, listening to the conversation and smirking: He's got a point, you know.

Klink: Silence, Hogan! Nobody asked for your opinion!

Hogan, pretending to be offended: Well!

#text post #memes #hogan's heroes #what do you mean this isn’t canon #peter newkirk #wilhelm klink #wolfgang hochstetter #robert hogan

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beejwatch

The interview IN COLOUR!!

#mash #m*a*s*h #the interview #hawkeye pierce #radar o'reilly #frank burns #bj hunnicutt #father francis mulcahy #colonel potter #max klinger #these are beautiful!!!#obligatory Klinger looks beautiful here BECAUSE HE DOES #he always looks so handsome 😤

h

#*nods* H #hell yeah man #guess who’s getting MOOTED tonight 🫵🏻#amazing reentry to this blog I most definitely did not forget about thank you very much

incorrect-stalag-13

Burkhalter: I thought this was supposed to be a pleasant moonlit boat ride.

Hochstetter, tossing weighed bodies over the side: It can be two things.

#hogan's heroes #memes #incorrect quotes #albert burkhalter #wolfgang hochstetter #obsessed with both the accuracy and the implication Burkhalter was expecting some sort of romantic boat ride with Hochstetter #amazing post everyone good work go home and get some dang rest

Say what you will about my OC ficverse but making Hawkeye’s kids and Charles’s kids related was objectively hilarious of me. I just realized how that would go down it’s like

Abigail to her son: Oh Charles, did Uncle Hawkeye give you that?

Charles III: Do not call that man ‘Uncle’ Hawkeye!

Abigail: But he’s my sister’s husband? He is their uncle???

Charles III:

#m*a*s*h #mash #mash oc #hawkeye pierce #charles emerson winchester iii

This scene from Taking the Fifth, silly as it is, means a lot to me. As someone who was told numerous times having short hair made me unattractive and just had comments made about my looks being unappealing to men/in general, seeing Hawkeye so happy to see and into a girl who looks like me made me so happy. She has short hair and isn’t a traditional beauty. She’s quirky looking and it’s endearing and he loves it. Sure, he calls her “all my naughtiest dreams comes true” and it’s just a silly scene for his comeuppance, but this little bit with nurse Palmer always made me feel so good just to have a moment of a girl who looks like me being hyped 🫶🏻

#m*a*s*h #hawkeye pierce #alan alda #beauty standards #positivity #sappyposting on this blog? YES I AM LEAVE ME ALONE I FOUND THESE PICTURES AGAIN AND FELT SHIT

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colpapabear

gets me every time.

#quotes #hogan's heroes #hogans heroes #SCHULTZ I LOVE SCHULTZIE #a legend #my dad actually

The Hogan’s Heroes Cast as Justin’s Shirt Store T-Shirts

Hogan:

LeBeau:

Newkirk:

Carter:

Kinch:

Klink:

Schultz:

Burkhalter:

Hochstetter:

Crittendon:

#hogan's heroes #hogans heroes #classic tv #colonel hogan #colonel klink #robert hogan #louis lebeau #peter newkirk #andrew carter #james kinchloe #wilhelm klink #hans schultz #albert burkhalter #wolfgang hochstetter #rodney crittendon #shitposting #tag yourself

tiredandoptimistic

That poor bugle has already been through enough.

#m*a*s*h #m*a*s*h memes #radar o'reilly #mayhaps one of the funniest posts I had ever seen #yelling every time I see this

shadwell

#hogan's heroes #hogan's heroes gifs #peter newkirk #louis lebeau #robert hogan #peter and louis omg I love them!!!#they're just so sweet I- 😭😭😭#Louis's little gesture 🥺

hogans-heroes

Not very often we get Carter’s polite brand of sass-back but this one had me rolling. The side eye to Newkirk was devastating RIP

(S4E22 The Purchasing Plan)

#gifs #hogan’s heroes #andrew carter #peter newkirk #the way he says it too omg #so smug #not shaming your party boi friend Andrew lmao we’ve all been there 😂

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funfettitoonz

he’s stronger than you think!

#fanart #m*a*s*h #mash 4077 #father mulcahy #francis mulcahy #ONE OF MY ALL-TIME FAVORITE QUOTES EVERRRRR #who is doing it like him. NO ONE

Saw a negative review for Kelly’s Heroes that among other things said ‘even Donald Sutherland couldn’t save this movie’ and all I could think was

#kelly’s heroes #kellys heroes #donald sutherland #memes #shitposting #I mean honestly? that is a mood though 🤕

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