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trying to explain why i like horror to people who don’t: ok so you know how it’s fun to be deeply disturbed and unsettled

How come House never got into a little submarine and fought the virus from inside the body? They say he's a good doctor?

by 2030 95% of newborn babies will be named either Undertale or Homestuck. or both. & the remaining 5% will be pomni

genuinely I cannot fathom trying to use Tumblr like any other social media. I just thought to myself “why does Tumblr even have a ‘Best Posts First’ feature? why would I want to see good posts?” and then I had to stop and consider that for a second

why is this post completely broken in every way imaginable

It’ll be almost impossible to find this post unless it wanders across your dash.

Official broken post

what do you mean my disability disables my abilities? what the fuck

Betraying god while wearing my smite reflector hat

One time I came home from uni very upset and my younger siblings asked what's wrong. I said that mutated flies in our lab escaped because someone broke their jar. I didn't even realise how scary it sounded to them until I saw their faces lmao. I was upset because we were short on said flies (they don't reproduce very well) and my siblings thought that some crazy radioactive fly monsters escaped and we are all fucked now. Love being a mad scientist in their eyes lowkey