G i n (ger)

Only tik tok video that’s valid

I break my heart three times per day

going from “today is a good day” to “i hate my life” takes me approximately 2.6 seconds

that bald kid from avatar

bong?

water

no he was an air blender

we’re all getting “older” but age is a relative thing. i’ve licked things that are 250 million years old. you’re not that old and you’re not worth licking. 

Clare this is by far the most terrifying post you have ever made

Is this person an archaeologist and referring to the “lick test” for fossils or does she go down on the old gods…?

god i love being part of the internet’s most monetarily worthless user base. i love going to bed knowing that at least one social media site isn’t making shit off my presence.