truth hurts

“Day drunk is cute as long as you’re young right? I was just trying to get better at my job and I didn’t want to waste the cocktail…s… cocktails.”

“I feel like continuing to mix drinks once you’re drunk gets into dangerous territory.”

“still waiting on that heart on my ass cheek.”

“Get Sebastian to do it. I love you, I’d kill for you.. But I don’t want to tattoo your fucking ass.”

“that doesn’t make you sound like a narcissist, i think that’s really kind of cool, and sweet that you’re able to fix those for people, and make their lives a little bit better.”

“I just get pissed. Like.. How do you even mess some of them up that bad? To the point where people cry over how embarrassed they are of them? Sebastian would skin me alive if I let someone walk out that fucked up and upset over something I did.”