#gustarter

I’ve burned three batches of cookies today. I’m just really glad it’s the weekend. 

As many of you probably do not know, I’ve been offered the position of Principal of McKinley. And yes, I know how ironic that is. 

I’m not sure who needs to hear this, but no. You cannot bring your pet into the library. It don’t work like that. 

I’ve been watching Avatar:  The Last Airbender and I can’t figure out what bender I’d be. I’m light on my feet  so I thought I’d be an airbender. But the more I think about it I might be a waterbender or maybe not…as you can tell I’d rather do anything than unpack my apartment. 

Do you ever find yourself having a blah day and then paint your nails a dark color and end up ready to make the day your bitch? Because I just did.

When i thought the end of senior year was the most stressful time of my life, knowing college is only two and a half months away is bringing that stress level right back up to 120, I am not ready at all, can we all go back to freshman year? it was so much simpler then. 

“Correcting shitty tattoos is honestly one of my favorite things. Not to sound like a complete narcissist but do these motherfuckers ink people with their feet? Because that’s what it looks like. It’s pretty cool to be able to turn what looks like a crayon scribble into some decent linework. The amount of people that actually cry when it’s fixed is pretty heartwarming.”