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I got married to the love of my life. I met her here on Tumblr years ago.

Friends for 10+ years.

Significant others for 8 years (long distance).

Time to start counting years married.

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I'm 36 and I still love to collect Pokemon cards. I've been collecting since they released them in the US back in '99.

I just want to keep collecting. I don't care if they're common, uncommon, rare, whatever. I don't care if they're in a different language (actually, anything other than English is always SUPER cool to me).

If anyone ever wants to give cards away to a collector who wants nothing but to take care of them, just lemme know.

I've gotten French cards from someone on here a few years ago. Those were really cool.

#Pokemon #Pokemon cards #cards #collecting #I've always been an avid collector...

Went to a flea market and found this photo of what we presume to be the Enterprise back in 1976.

This is the coolest thing I have ever gotten. My space-obsessed brain is buzzing.

#space #nasa #enterprise

Guess it was kinda silly to post a wedding update on here. I don't even think the majority of the people who used to follow me still do, or are even on Tumblr anymore.

Lmao

Oh well. Peace to you all 💜

Surprise, everyone!

We are finally getting married after nearly 8 years of being together. To be honest, we are not having a big ceremony because of funding, time, and we would rather put any money towards getting our lives (finally) started. We are actually going to have a private ceremony with just us and the officiant on June 22nd.

We were going to set up a wedding registry, but it came down to just wanting cash gifts to get our lives started. So, we decided to just share our different cash applications to everyone who wishes to gift us.

Cash app - $FinnBarger

Venmo - @j-sundiam

Paypal - $FinnBar

We also have Zelle, which is connected to our phone numbers (you can ask for this, if you want).

:)

#wedding #marriage

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The Simpsons - 16.20 - Home Away from Homer

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The longer I live the more I realize I just wanna be well fed and bottom nude all the time

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Ok and???? Was he or was he not our Cunt King

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This is my new favorite compliment

#why the fuck did I ever leave this site

I gotta remember how to use this site.

Lmao, was going to make a wedding registry but.. we don't need stuff.

Can we just request money as a gift?

It will help with bills so we can save up.

#wedding #wedding registry #money #lmao

Lmao my Tumblr still exists.

I'm getting married in a month. To someone I met on Tumblr over 8 years ago.

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Holy shit I haven't been on Tumblr in like.. a year.

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My autistic brother created a new family Christmas tradition

Okay, so last year, my mom bought this Christmas moose that she lovingly named Barry

This is him

Cute, right?

Well, for whatever reason only known to my brother, he decided that he wanted to put Barry in different rooms of our house and it usually scares the shit out of whomever happens upon Barry; usually the person who finds him is the person that my brother wanted to scare.

So far, Barry has been found

On our dining room table

On my dad's side of my parents' bed

In my parents' closet

Outside their bedroom door (at 5 in the morning and scared my mother shitless)

Near the kitchen door

Near my fucking bed

At the bottom of my sister's stairwell

In our bathroom

And down the hallway

This has gone on for 9 days and it doesn't seem to show signs of stopping. Most of the time we know who gets Barry because it's always followed with a very loud "FUCKING BARRY!!!!!"

My brother is the funniest fucking person I know.

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Update:

He found his way into my sister's room.

And my brother is cackling maniacally downstairs.

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Holy fuck this doll is creepy

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Another update:

The soft glow of the Christmas tree seems to quell his bloodlust

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vote to replace the evil surveillance Elf on the Shelf with Barry the Chrismoose

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Broke: Elf on the Shelf Woke: Moose on the Loose

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To all the parents out there who bundle their babies up in the winter time with those little hats with the little ears that make them look like little teddy bears: You are doing the lord’s work. Seeing tiny ewoks toddle across the grocery store parking lot is just what we all need sometimes. My joy is immeasurable and my day is restored.

wormuponastring

"I felt like I was spamming you so I stopped" girl if I could download every thought you've ever had as a PDF I'd read that shit start to finish. Spam me more. I want to hear what you have to say.

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HAVE Z AND ALPHA NOT BEEN MADE AWARE? HAVE WE FAILED AT CONTINUING TO MEME THE HELL OUT OF IT? ARE WE, IN FACT, THE GRANDMAS BECAUSE WE ARE THE ANCIENT KEEPERS OF THE INCEST COFFEE KNOWLEDGE???

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An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

A fandom since 2011 guys

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(If anybody is wondering “how could they write that and not anticipate the reaction?“ It’s because the sister was supposed to be much younger in the original draft. Like. An actual child. But they aged her up and never bothered changing the dialogue, so…)

wemblingfool

It’s honestly not the writing or the age, or even the acting that screams “incest.”

It’s the directing and camera work. It’s specifically the long lingering gazes.

adulthoodisokay

The best part of waking up is getting to read this incest oral history.

I’m begging you to read the oral history of this commercial. It features some banger quotes and also Timothy Simons, aka Jonah from Veep, who worked the camera for the auditions and callbacks.

ladytharen

#how can we forget incest coffee#young people have no culture (via @caffeinosis)

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If anyone is feeling froggy this holiday season.

Each list is different things. First is.. stuff.. second is cards, third is food.

Idk, I kinda organize because I tend to add a lot to my lists.

Yup.

Holidays n stuff

#crimus #holidays #crimbo #christmas #wishlist

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Sugar…..spice…..and everything nice. These were the ingredients chosen to create the perfect little girl. But Professor Utonium accidentally added an EXTRA INGREDIENT to the concoction…. CHEMICAL X.

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For those who want to catch up.

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The Unified Theory of Viral Song Describing Extremely Specific Social Phenomena

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