Fine Summer Day

god grant me the strength to write my weird porn, the serenity to write my weird porn and the wisdom to write my weird porn

many women are excited to get old and weird, but i have great news that it's fully possible to become weird now, before you get old. just imagine the heights of weirdness you will be able to reach in fifty years if you get started now. that's what I think

dont piss me off. next time you go on a trip im filling your house with galapagos finches. by the time you return, they've evolved to fill your niche. they're a better spouse to your partner. they're a better parent for your child. and? they're a better friend to me than you ever were.

"we live in an uncaring universe." sorry the special planet full of beauty and animals and food literally growing out of the ground isnt good enough for you. i guess

you don’t realize how important lunch is until you’re wandering around thinking about how unloveable and untalented and uniquely cursed you are and then it’s 4pm and you finally eat lunch and you go Oh. oh right.

what in the world are "pity likes" you guys are inventing new ways to be insecure. every like i give is a like with my whole pussy

a book should be $5 a little drink should be $2 and museum access should be free and all hours

if you are my mutual i need you to be on some bullshit i dont understand