charlotte

they should invent a january that doesn’t make you go through every emotion known to mankind every day

2025 went by in the blink of an eye but at the same time if you mention something that happened in january it feels like a lifetime ago

ever since I was little I knew I wanted to dedicate my formative years to imagining fictional scenarios

thank you robin, of all people, for confirming big dick steve harrington

5 minutes into the 1 minute plank and your buddy says “45 seconds”

To say nothing of the Skin Taker

local public transport is so reliably unreliable i get to a bus stop 10 minutes late and think to myself "well the bus is usually 10 minutes late too so maybe im just on time" and true to form there comes the bus. she gets me like nobody else does.

was waiting on an emergency plumber, decided to smoke by my car instead of stare at my fucked up kitchen. he pulled up next to me, leaned out the window and goes "i'm assuming you're the client" like yeah buddy, read that one right

honorary best friend, mike the plumber, has saved the day. "don't worry, i've got pvc couplings you've probably never even seen before." brother, i wasn't aware that was something i could worry about

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