but i stay silly! *←said in the most world-weary voice you ever did hear*

Heartburn is god’s light trying to burst from your chest

she's my trophy mutual

27 year old coming of age story

Never ever ever eat raw white onion and then smoke cigarette.

The gnomes beat the shit out of you again?

The gnomes beat the shit out of me again.

bitch this is all you’re gonna get. this life, this face, this body. you better not ‘maybe in another universe’ your way out of everything. sit your ass down and face this. go make tea and have a picnic and read a goddamn book. kiss your loved ones, send that damn text, and hug your siblings. this is all you’re gonna get.

I'm normal in a lot of ways (enjoy bread, etc)

they call me the problem ignorer for reasons that i know but dont feel like addressing right now

just for the record i would have played wolves with you

eye of the tiger plays as i enthusiastically jump out of bed and hit my head on an overhead lamp and remain unconscious for the rest of the day