thumbs down, you son of a bitch

Y'know, that sound from the other room sounded remarkably similar to a one kg bag of cat treats falling off the counter and opening up on the floor

the criminal is getting notes again.....

Wenn ein Hotel unendlich viele Zimmer hat von denen jedes bereits belegt ist und es gibt unendlich viele Busse mit jeweils unendlich vielen Passagieren die alle in das Hotel einchecken wollen wäre das abgefuckt oder was

if i was a soccer player i'd simply kick that ball in the goal instead of wasting everyone's time

What would you do if you were scrolling through recommended tumblr posts and one was from someone you don't know and it was just a picture of your dad captioned "fucking hate this guy" and it had hundreds of notes

reblog it

"we detected a mature post" yeah I'm in my 30s

people aren't even exaggerating indeed is literally like that. walmart attendant $13 an hour, target attendant $13 an hour, AI dick sucker $40 an hour, home depot attendant $13 an hour, guy who designs bullets that can only kill children $160k a year plus benefits, gas station manager $18 an hour

How is it that you can a music library of like 1,200+ absolute bangers but as soon as you put it on shuffle in a group setting it's like. anime opening you added in 2010. homestuck parody song. musical artist who was cancelled last year for kidnapping and eating children in his basement. Hamilton

I hope everyone loses the world cup and then the universe explodes

I’m starting to understand people who keep cash in strange places. Very spiritually calming to know twenty dollars is asleep inside a cookbook

I have loved people i should’ve beaten with sticks instead LOL