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Saw a bumper sticker that said “your child is not an honor student. He is a dog.” I know that wasnt intended to be as horny as it is but i will take it. Your daughter was a good girl at the top of her class until i put a leash on him

so maybe the director of the passenger (2023) has a patreon for gay erotica photography and maybe johnny berchtold is on there and maybe I just subscribed to have access to the shoot so what

Insanely interesting that we don't ever see Randy dressed as...Randy until the very end of the film. Like he's dressed in his assigned work uniform and then once that's too blood spattered, he changes directly into Benson's clothes and stays in them until right before the very last scene. I see this as a great little visual metaphor - Randy has no identity until AFTER his big day out with Benson. He only wears what other people tell him to wear, actually we even hear his mom on their brief phone call recommending a specific shirt for him to wear that evening! It isn't until the very end that we see any semblance of his own self expression in his clothing and I know it has been said a million times by now but HE STILL HAS BENSON'S JACKET LOL. so even when he's being a normal boy™ who chooses his own clothes and everything! he still holds onto something of Benson's. Something Benson told him to wear. He's still following his directions like a good boy bc Benson imprinted onto him in ways that can't ever be undone. totally casual about this and not insane at all !

the sex without sex in the Passenger is so insane i honestly feel like I hallucinated it lmao. Benson literally SNAPS HIS FINGERS and clicks his tongue for Randy to follow him within the first 30 mins. He winks at Randy in the most pornographic way I've ever seen saying, "there's just something about ya" after committing a triple homicide to defend him. He beats on Randy and chokes him out for not being a good enough listener and then forces him to change into his dirty redneck boy clothes. not sure how it is for anyone else but I think this qualifies as porn for me 👍 feel so normal about this

THAT'S THE "SHIRTLESS SELFIE" HE SENT KYLE?

no joke if I sent this to my crush and he still didn't hit I would end up on the news

mutuals to experience mass hysteria with

can someone come over and scrub me down in the bath like a big dog i could really use the help over here

Men love me for my cadaver swag. The way my skin is cold like a corpse, my off-putting demeanor, and the way I stand in the threshold of the still-living and the dead.