please be nice to me

It's important that u know that Blue's alert bark is this DEEP BARITONE STATEMENT "buh woo woo woo". Then a pause. Then "buh woo woo woo" again.

No offense but I would die for Blue

FANTASY COSTCO WHERE ALL YOUR DREAMS COME TRUE (GOT A DEAL FOR YOU!)

That last picture looks like a mug shot and I just want everyone to know that this cat is innocent and did nothing wrong.

if a girl does that thing where she puts her hand up to urs and is like “wow ur hands are so big!” she is trying to bang u. just a tip to u all

So I have a question for my followers: are there any conspiracy theories you’re 100% convinced are real

Canadian prime minister Justing Trudeau is the illegitimate son of the late Cuban dictator Fidel Castro

See, the nipples angle is just not something I would’ve thought to pursue

1000$ says his brother, who actually looks like his father Pierre, has pink nipples.

Do we have a picture of Fidel’s nipples? My searches have yielded fakes and forgeries.

trans bears are literally stronger than any US marine

How on earth would they be able to tell that a bear is trans. I’m not saying they can’t be but how would they communicate that.

:/

this is so fucking funny

we the jury find the defendant not guilty your honor