Filled With Pleasantries

This is the greatest audio post of all time

Fun fact: the music for Spyro the Dragon was composed and produced by Stewart Copeland, the drummer of the Police. These sick drum rolls are performed by a Rock and Roll Hall of Famer and one of the greatest drummers of all time. Fuck yea.

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i, and i can’t emphasize this enough, would literally die for merlin

men’s rights activists

where the fuck would we be without garlic honestly

i always thought of a king sized bed as being a bit bigger than a queen, but now that i have one, i can tell you that a king sized bed is an absurdity. i can sprawl out, and my husband can sprawl out, and the cat can sprawl out, and none of us are touching. i reach out in the night, and find only pillows and plush walruses. i reach further and eventually find his elbow. he rolls over the comforters to try and find me. “i have crossed oceans of bed to be with you,” he says. there is a vast expanse of bed untouched, unmapped, unexplored. the cat is still trying to sleep on my face.

This is the opposite of a creepypasta

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