He Is Not The Sun, You Are

Never let this die

not to be dramatic or anything but I would die for this goblin

I dreamed with something like this once

video games just aren’t what they used to be bro . no game nowadays is gonna ask u and ur companions to strip naked and walk thru fire in a big sacred temple so u can go scoop up some of a dead holy womans cremated corpse

absolutely nothing will top the video game experience of being SHIT at a video game but all the npcs you come into contact with are in awe of you for being the most amazing and talented person they’ve ever met

Pokemon is almost always the opposite of this. I’ll have 6 gods in my party and won the championship a half dozen times and some snot nosed kid with one diglet will still be like, “you think you can beat me?”

medusa, trying to turn you to stone, but you accidentally called her “melissa” when you first walked in and now you’re too embarrassed to look at her. “it’s alright” she keeps saying “i get it all the time” but you still won’t look. u don’t even remember the stone thing until later

I'm taking a bath with lights off and a lit scented candle, I thought it would be a nice relaxing experience but I feel like a draugr in a skyrim dungeon

there is a VERY chaotic Cupid running around this village

^ that last comment 🤣

I never knew i needed this in my life, to believe there’s kindness that still exist in this world. Thank you God, i’m glad i lived

Im so obsessed with the fact gibbons have the gayest stance in the animal kingdom.