"Yer a Nerd Harry"

In elementary school I was ostracized for being creepy after I gave Christmas presents to all my friends. I put a lot of thought into them and personalized each one. I didn’t understand why they all stopped speaking to me, even after one of their moms told me my present was ‘a little much’.

damn. this tho! sometimes its like how you shouldnt show up to a casual function in a fancy dress because you dont want to make everyone else look underdressed in comparison but, like, its fucking christmas how are you supposed to tell whats “too much” with fucking thoughtfulness and effort??? boils my blood

i was also ostracized by my kindergarten class for handing out paper hearts when it wasnt valentine’s day, i just wanted to be nice but fuck that i guess lmao

@learning2grow

this makes so much sense now

whenever i see a baby in public i wish i were like a powerful faerie god mother character who could give the baby a gift like “you’ll never get a cold” or “math will always make sense to you” or something like bein’ great with string instruments but I don’t have any powers that I know of but it doesn’t stop me from trying so every time I see a baby in public I tell the adult with it “what a beautiful baby” and it makes them smile and then I pretend I can take the goodness of their smile and I look at the baby and I think very hard “you will have a good life, even if it’s hard, you will end up happy” and I’m just hopin’ the magic kicks in at some point

faerie: for your service, I will grant you one boon me: cool can it be the power to grant boons faerie, looking through the manual: uh,

Something that I really like about The Good Place is that at times it feels like fanfiction. It has that element of taking the same characters and placing them in a reality in which something is different to see what changes about their thoughts and actions and what stays the same. All the different combinations and types of relationships that arise with each reboot (Jason and Janet vs. Jason and Tahani, romantic Eleanor and Chidi vs. platonic Eleanor and Chidi, even mention of a reboot where Eleanor and Tahani were soulmates) totally remind me of fans rewriting the canon to get their ships together. Heck, the most recent season is basically “AU where the characters never died.” You get to see that comparison of “what ifs” whereas in most shows there’s only one canon that they stick to, and I find that so appealing and fun.

The Good Place is 802 AUs in a trenchcoat

Bacteria are demons

The entire set of rules on which foods are kosher or not is basically a guide on how to eliminate food poisoning in a pre-industrial society.

WELL THEN!

this may be important to some of my followers *and certainly not just getting reblogged because of my costuming and my boyfriends desire for leather armor*

When I was in middle school we used to use it to dye our hair.  Potent stuff.

If you’re dying anything with kool-aid it’s best to use SUGAR-FREE ones otherwise the thing you’re dying might get all sticky

Oh my god

This will prove very useful for any future cosplays I wanna do.

Friends can break your heart too man and that shit hurts like hell

Nothing can match this energy

In one 20 minute set, Freddie Mercury could have provided all the energy needs for at least 3 small cities, and this was on an off day.

Nothing can match this energy

I have to reblog this every time I see it, because there has never been a more iconic moment ever.

I still get goosebumps

The brightest smile appears on my face and tears of joy in my eyes whenever i see this

BCE (Big Crowd Energy)

the terfs have found this post and they do not fucken like it god help me

reblog to make a terf big mad

reblog to make a trans lesbian feel big loved

every day this goes on more and more politicians realize that siding with him is political suicide, the ability to veto darth cheeto is real

remember kids, immigrants are not stealing jobs. the employers are exploiting their undocumented status to get cheaper labor.

@ouiserthethird