sleepy doggy

I'm trying to tank this dungeon but the healer keeps casting "kissing your booboo all better <3" and it's not really cutting it

God I fuckin hope

This is actually such a huge thing for an actor to do. Like we know he is wonderful and correct about this and not afraid to say so but when was the last time an actor this famous called for a boycott of a series this popular on a network THIS BIG.

can yearning make you sick

can desire kill you

As a puppy i pledge my loyalty to my owner and to strive to be a good girl and I uh forgot the rest *hardcut to me being euthanized*

hey. don't cry. dead-eyed dyke whose face lights up when it hurts you. actually, keep crying.

@otembre

These all seem quite varied. Anyone know if this is genAI?

These are real! They're apparently called "Mushi Pets", I found a reddit thread asking where to find some that looked just like these ones https://www.reddit.com/r/tamagotchi/comments/17udg3j/please_tell_me_what_these_are_called_and_how_do_i/?show=original

YAY OMG

Shall I compare thee to some shit that's gay?

"The USSR was so oppressive they didn't even have tropical fruit" hey quick question why is tropical fruit so readily available in the US. WHY IS TROPICAL FRUIT SO READILY AVAILABLE IN THE US.

I reference this literally every time I'm at a bar because I somewhat convinced I saw it in a tumblr post somewhere but I have been informed that this is not in fact a known tumblr post in circulation and I was shown a prophetic vision at some point leading me to form the dichotomy from first principals