Silly Goose Hours

adult friendships are so dumb like yeah i think i can find a time to hang. how’s february 17th at 4pm

it’s time

Dang, missed it. Reschedule?

polycule where one guy has an “i can fix him” mindset and another guy has an “i can make him worse” mindset about the same third guy. net zero moral change

YOU FREAKS CRASHED THE DASHCON SITE AND THEN SOLD OUT THE TICKETS IN UNDER 30 MINUTES

ooomg do you remember me we were created in the same unethical lab! yeah i was like 2 green tubes down from you! i knew you looked familiar

Do not let the English win! Welsh, Irish, Scots, and other languages native to the isles only die if people stop speaking them!

'not dishwasher safe' don't care i'm crazy. i'd put the holy grail in that thing

'ne va pas au lave-vaisselle' je me fiche je suis fou. je mettrais le saint graal dans ce truc

French does not have a grammatical equivalent to the "safe" adjective to describe a product that can be used in certain environments. Instead, we proceed to fastidiously describe the process to which said object can safely be exposed, then proceed to cry ourselves asleep, seething and coping while cursing ces satanés rosbeefs.

steps into a big pot of bubbling oil and sits there like its a hot tub and i snile at you so nicely that you step in after me and youre immediately boiled til theres nothing left

@livdoesthingz blep