in british they call girlcock birdknob

the notes are broken 😂

Reblogging partly for awesome computer shortcuts, and partly because I wish to once again take part in a Post That Broke The Notes. 

WAH

i think the elon musk nazi salute thing will always be this little "2020s in a nutshell" moment for me. the adl taking the time off their busy schedule of noting every instance of someone saying "free palestine" as an antisemitic hatecrime to swoop in and reassure everyone that was definitely not a nazi salute as mr "judeobolshevik shadow elites are transing our children to advance white genocide? interesting. looking into it" would never

Any time girl, I'm happy to help

I wanna gather the courage to actually make a profile on a dating app thats both trans friendly and used in france but last time i tried it was bumble and it ended up leaking info iirc

I've had bad luck with dating sites most of my dates have come out of meeting people offline and getting to talking (no really). I've gotten a few dates from Tumblr and discord servers and one (1) girl from hinge

Do yous prefer citrus scented dicks or plain ones?

Any time girl, I'm happy to help

I wanna gather the courage to actually make a profile on a dating app thats both trans friendly and used in france but last time i tried it was bumble and it ended up leaking info iirc

everyone eat more vegetables NOW!!! and mention the last vegetable you ate in the tags so we're all on the buddy system. I'll start: bok choy

I personally think this is photoshop because the pattern is on the front of the underwear so he'd have to be wearing them backwards and who the fuck would do that

Gundam fans will be like “Bandai we need an MG of this Mobile Suit!!” and the suit will be called “Pēnits Kùmmer” and have appeared in one panel of a side manga that’s never been translated from Japanese. Then you look up Pēnits Kùmmer and it’s like the sickest fucking mecha design you’ve ever seen

guy who plays albums on mute, it was never really about sound for him as much as feeling a sense of progression through a series of named durations