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Hella x Adaire x Adelaide (50): "This ship has it all! Toxic yuri! Buff women! Character growth! Awkward flirting! Profficient flirting! Lesbian Saul Goodman! What more could you want?"

Violet x Arkady (82): "Sapphics in space, what more could you ask for? They're complicated people with mental health issues who are on the run from the authoritarian government who are so in love and believe the other person is the better person in the relationship"

Hella x Adaire x Adelaide (50): "This ship has it all! Toxic yuri! Buff women! Character growth! Awkward flirting! Profficient flirting! Lesbian Saul Goodman! What more could you want?"

Amelia x Ewan (2): https://www.tumblr.com/random-ship-tournaments/811652343803396096/sorry-if-this-is-a-duplicate-ask-but-tumblr-said

Dainix x Falst (76): "I'm too tired for eloquent propagnada rn but look!!! at tjem!!! If they get put in the tournamt maybe ill put some actual, propaganda in a reblog or smth idk sry"

EmmaMorgan (48): "Here we see the prodigy and the hard worker, the criminal and the detective, the jealous ex and the one who didn't know they were dating all boiled into one lesbian autistic pile. Add to that that one sees themselves as a hole, a monster without agency that can never be human, and the other who hunts and seeks that monster with obsessive passion that may be hate, may be fear, may be love, or may simply be her job. Or all of the above at once. And we have a ship that masterfully balances countless tropes and propels the entire narrative of fanfiction and the original work itself.

Also it's wrightworth but even messier, lesbian, and even more autistic, so it's better."

Remy x Jamis (5): "Fellas, is it gay to be broken out of years long apathy and anger by admiration for your captain and then devote your life to serving him? Is it gay to betrothe the man you have a crush on to your sister so that he doesn't have to return to his horrible family and can instead stay by your side, forever?"

fanfic that I like

take this test (https://www.keithcirkel.co.uk/whats-my-jnd/), then come back here:

it doesnt have to be a good score, you dont have to take it multiple times, you dont have to get on a good screen, etcetera. just gimme your score please this is my final project grade :)

Hella x Adaire x Adelaide (50): "This ship has it all! Toxic yuri! Buff women! Character growth! Awkward flirting! Profficient flirting! Lesbian Saul Goodman! What more could you want?"

Sakimichi x Shunsuke (92): "When the two of them meet, all Onoda wants is friends, and all Imaizumi wants is to be the best cyclist. When Imaizumi realizes what a good cyclist Onoda is, he challenges him to a race with the promise that if Onoda beats him, Imaizumi will help him form their school's anime club instead of joining the bicycle club like he'd planned to. Onoda almost beats him, but in the end Imaizumi wins and encourages Onoda to join the bicycle club. Onoda does, and the two of them become friends, Imaizumi even indulging in Onoda's interest in anime by watching his favorite show and going to events for it with him. The two of them have the utmost faith in each other when it comes to cycling, and when Onoda wins an important race for their team Imaizumi straight up picks him up, holds him aloft, and calls him by his given name for the first time. And after next year's race Imaizumi hugs him and it's just so terribly tender <3"

Try telling that to Chrétien de Troyes. Aka the guy who invented Lancelot.

“Arthurian canon isn’t French”

Clearly you don’t own an air fryer. Also clearly you haven’t read literally anything written after the Norman invasion.

“Arthur needs to be a knight in shining armor”

If he lived at all he lived almost a thousand years before widespread adaption of plate armor.

“He can’t be in plate armor because that’s anachronistic”

Try telling that to Thomas Mallory.

“The fairy stuff is leftover from Celtic myth/Celtic gods)

Fred x Hermione (97): "they dated in high school but she left him for the rich kid she ended up marrying, and then as adults when she returns to town with her husband in jail they carry on an affair. spicy stuff! they even end up competing over whos going to be the next mayor, which couldve been insane foreplay but was never explored sadly"

Dainix x Falst (74): "I'm too tired for eloquent propagnada rn but look!!! at tjem!!! If they get put in the tournamt maybe ill put some actual, propaganda in a reblog or smth idk sry"