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Like what, another one? Doesn’t she teach? This just says Inside a Dog

-Chuck Tingle, "Bury Your Gays"

[Audio transcript: Ben Galpin voicing Jonathan Harker from Dracula by Bram Stoker. He says, "There was no lethal weapon at hand, but I seized a shovel which the workmen had been using to fill the cases, and lifting it high, struck, with the edge downward, at the hateful face," followed by a cartoon "bonk" and the Wilhelm scream. End transcript]

Folks, I am SO pleased to announce that after touring far and wide across North America, we have returned triumphantlike to home base with a LIVE SHOW featuring our BEST, FUNNIEST material to date, plus a generous helping of SOME OF OUR USUAL BULLSHIT. Only by these rarified ingredients combined do we bring you FIELD TRIP: LIVE AT THE ROCKWELL on JANUARY 17th in SOMERVILLE MA

For too long the noble podcaster, the last moral profession left on earth, has been subject to countless indignities and hateful vexations. Tom and guest co-Sicko Riley Hopkins thus present The Podcaster's Bill of Rights, a list of 19 inalienable rights that restores dignity and respect to the honorable "podcaster." This shit is the law now. The Second Amendment is we get to have a gun