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Once my friend Henry was accused of wearing wireless headphones by a substitute so she said for him to hand them over so he took them off and handed them to her. Then later on she asked him a question and he didnāt respond so she said it louder and he still didnāt respond. She asked why he was not responding and he said āI canāt understand you ma'am, you took my hearing aids.ā
HOLY SHIT
one time we had a sub that was handing back papers and called my name. I asked if someone could grab it for me and she started mocking me for not even standing up. taunting me asking why I was not walking up to the front to get the paper myself.
my classmates went dead silent and after the subās laughter ended someone informed her that the wheelchair parked nearby belonged to me
I had a sub in English once, on presentation day. And everyone goes up and does their thing, and then its my turn. The whole time im stuttering and mixing up my words, having to stop and re-say my sentences. The rest of the class is used to this and claps. However, by the time its over, the teacher is 100% done.
Starts saying horrible thing about how im going to have to get over myĀ āfear of public speakingā and how sheās heard 8 year olds give better presentations (plus worse things but I donāt really member them). By then im in tears and on the brink of a panic attack, and then she starts telling me off for crying The rest of the class is horrified. Then this boy stands up. He never been my friend and we never really got along, but heād never bullied me. He told her in a pissed off, cold voice that in freshmen year I got a concussion and that I never really recovered from it, so all that was medical related and I couldnāt help it. Then he starts telling her off and the rest of the class joins him. Ā The teacher is mortified and tries to cover her ass, but the whole class walked out and that boy took me by the shoulders and we all walked to the principles office and told him what had happened. Lets just say she isnāt teaching anymore. Also, turns out that boy had a sister like me, who couldnāt really speak. Weāve been best friends for 8 years and iāll be his best woman at his wedding next year.Ā The moral is that Teachers, even subs, and adults shouldnāt scold kids before knowing the whole story, because shit like that can fuck up kids self-esteem for the rest of their life.Ā
When I was thirteen, I had to have spinal surgery. When my doctor said I was allowed to attend school again, he said I had to use a wheelchair when on school grounds. My first day back at school, my special-ed teacher had put up a banner in her classroom that read, āThere is no elevator to success. You must take the stairs.ā I asked what that meant regarding my wheelchair, and she gave me detention for ādisrespecting her authorityā. The next week she gave us a homework assignment to design a poster that could potentially be used as a Public Service Advertisement. On the due-date, I handed this in.
My special-ed teacher was fucking OUTRAGED. She wanted me expelled for ridiculing her authority in front of the other students. The principal proclaimed my work to be āa masterpiece of satirical geniusā and vetoed the special-ed teacherās attempt to expel me.
Reblogging this post yet again, this time for the masterpiece of satirical genius. Hope the teacher got in trouble.

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If you canāt find a place on your blog for Patrick Stewart in a bathtub dressed like a lobster, then your blog probably doesnāt deserve such majesty anyway.
It has returned to my dash and I cannot fight the compulsion to reblogā¦
the patrick lobster appears only once in a thousand years, reblog for good luck
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OH MY GOD THIS EXPLAINS THE MARZIPAN PIGS IN THE PONY BREEDING GAME I PLAY
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being fat isnāt a bad thing or a dirty word so donāt take this as me suggesting that it is, but itās kind of insane how warped pop culture is about womenās bodies that everyone in 2014 was convinced meghan trainor was fat
like.. this is how she looked in all about that bass
and i remember so many people talking about how overweight she was and making fat jokes about her- and none of that would have been remotely okay if she actually was fat- that isnāt okay no matter what. the reason fatphobia is bad isnāt because she isnāt fat; itās bad because fatphobia is always awful, and especially targets actually fat women. but itās moreso just insane to me that peopleās baseline for what a fat person looks like is just so exceptionally warped. like it sincerely floors me
iām legitimately surprised that yāall are confused about this as if this hasnāt been a thing for decades, as if kate winslet wasnāt called ākate weighs-a-lotā during the filming and after the release of titanic
fatphobia has been around showbusiness for years. even now, the majority of the parts fat or midsize actors get are ācomic relief whose only character trait is being fatā, āugly main character who loses weight and suddenly is desired by everyoneā or āthe one who dies first in the horror movieā.
see also: the movie āthe duffā, where the ādesignated ugly fat friendā is played by an actress who IS NOT FAT.
all of these are women who would statistically have below average weight, but showbiz goes hand in hand with diet culture so they call them fat because they know that that way theyāll make more people feel miserable about themselves and then those people will buy those teas that make you shit your pants or start diets or subscribe to exercise plans that donāt work.
and itās not just the women either. hollywood wants you to think that this is what an ideal healthy man looks like:
when really, this is unsustainable and for a large part unobtainable physique. zac efron exercised for several hours a day every day and basically only ate protein to look like this, and is likely dehydrated as fuck in the shot for extra muscle definition. meanwhile this is zac actually being happy and healthy:
and i think we can all agree that he still looks fucking amazing. this is what a healthy strong guy looks like. you know what every tabloid called this when down to earth with zac efron came out? A DAD BOD.
tl;dr fatphobia is awful and showbusiness thrives on making people have body image issues.
I just saw a tiktok about this, specifically about early 2000s fatphobia: https://bitchnamedbunny.tumblr.com/post/644035825390206976/pt-2
I remember Kelly Clarkson was like, *the* chubby girl and Iām shocked now by how much she wasnāt. Itās astounding how, media really pushed these āaverageā bodies as fat. Sad how much itās barely changed.
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