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What would you do if you were scrolling through recommended tumblr posts and one was from someone you don't know and it was just a picture of your dad captioned "fucking hate this guy" and it had hundreds of notes

reblog it

so which one of you is the butter and which one is the hot knife

Asdfghjkl her perfectly straight face and even tone throughout should win an AWARD

[In a room where it's all quiet]: Wow it's like a western front in here

Hanging out with people will make you remember you're the crazy woke friend for like. not wanting to shop at shien

all weapons formed against bisexual women shall not prosper

if you think for even just a second how fucking crazy bonkers it is that women are so frequently kept from being protagonists or important or fully realized characters when its like. That is literally 50% of the world population. Half of all people (more or less. hopefully more as time marches on!) are women. And you look at media and think about how many protagonists are men and their best friends are men and the ensemble cast is 80-100% men and the fandoms are about men and the romances are about men. well. YOU GO INSANE