if u dont like it....... hit da bricks!!

he is balenced

namaste, birb. 

hey just fyi but about that daily dot article going around about “a movement connecting trans people with lawyers before Trump takes office: #TransLawHelp is on the case of updating trans people’s IDs“– #translawhelp is being run by Riley (yes, that Riley) noted pedophile and scam artist (the arkh project and a whole bunch of other shit including, like, taking advantage of a trans girl’s suicide if my memory doesn’t fail me). it may still be a valuable resource but given that track record I wouldn’t expect them to do their homework re: screening lawyers, etc., so just, perhaps proceed carefully

god i hope so

Turns out you can just put words in any order you want and it doesn’t matter

Ross dies of influenza

Why would Ross die of influenza? He’s the only one in the group who has any grasp of science and has a PhD. He’s incredibly smart and would be the last one to die because he would know how to take care of himself and actually have knowledge about diseases.

im screaming the plague isn’t gonna bypass you if you have a degree in paleontology

Why does Ross, the largest friend, not simply eat the other five?

I am so scared right now what the fuck does this terrifying comment have to do with anything else that’s been discussed on the post at all

business majors will do coke off your ass on saturday night and then pretend they don’t know you in your econ lecture on monday morning

fuck with a psych major then

psych majors will do lsd with you and tell you that they’ve never felt as connected to anyone as they do to you in that moment and then as soon as their trip ends they will spend the rest of your relationship disappointed because they know they’ll never feel as strongly about you sober as they did while on acid and when you take notice of that and comment that they seem to be growing distant they will psychoanalyze you and claim that you just think that because you have abandonment issues stemming from early childhood trauma

fuck with an art major then

art majors will nut on your back and hand you their paint rag to wipe it off with and then when you don’t return their calls the next day they’ll make a painting entitled Succubus. 2015 (oil and tears on canvas, 36" x 48")

Fuck with a film major

film majors will invite you over to “watch a movie and chill” and you’ll assume he means watch the first five minutes of something on netflix before getting distracted and banging but no. he has a french new wave film set up for the two of you to actually watch and you don’t understand french but he refuses to put on subtitles because he feels it undermines the artistic integrity of the work. when the movie is over he’ll undress you but not to have sex, just to “admire” your body. also he inexplicably smells like cigarettes even though he doesn’t smoke

i am so sorry for your unfortunate mishaps with multiple major fields

everybody has that one kink that they will never ever admit to liking and will secretly read every fic ever written about it but will vehemently deny it if you ever mention it

#keep your friends close and your secret and socially unaccepted kinks closer

#there are 4 tiers of kinks  #tier 1: things u can admit to irl friends  #tier 2: things u can admit to on ur public blog  #tier 3: kinks u can talk about on skype in private w ur friends  #tier 4: you open the fics in incognito at 2am before going to bed and nobody can ever know   <– @ssealdog telling it like it is