yippee!

just because I like it when the mean girl dresses me in her clothes and makes me bark/meow doesn’t mean anything. Maybe im stoic. You don’t know

when i was a kid and i heard the word boysenberry i thought they were saying poisonberry and i was like WHY on earth would you make a pie out of poisonberries

When i was young every day was to struggle and my body malform from wicked experiments and no enough meals

im really sorry to hear that Hsu im here for you if you ever need me

I need you now

oh come on man youre just being paranoid no ones ever died from anything

in sports red card means everyone stops and eats a raspberry

a yellow card means they have to…. ummmmmmmmm….. i’m not know i just wanted to join in 😃

brb gotta to go splash water on my face in the mens bathroom and look haggardly at myself in the mirror

can you do that somehwhere else i'm changing my baby right here and he is freaking the fuck out

*holds your baby up to the mirror and he rapidly becomes more haggard as my face reverts steadily to an expression of youthful cheer*

chat dont ever fuck a goth tgirl i just woke up and my dick was locked in a tiny bloodborne mensis cage

average sized bloodborne mensis cage

This too shall pass but like holy fuck

So beautiful a single father shows his son a cone