FFworld

Also me:

pre serum steve: a good boy! baby. I want to hug him and feed him soup but I’m pretty sure he’d beat my ass. on that note 11/10 i love you

post serum steve: WOW shiny man! sweaty. he’s buff, I like that. I’m glad his asthma is better. he’s still not used to his body so he’s clumsy and I hate his prosthetic feet so 7/10 run after those nazis

avengers 1 steve: well he’s kept his cute hairstyle!! he’s dressed like my grandfather and his suit is Ugly Ugly so unfortunately thats docking some marks. he has a sweet motorcycle and leather jacket though so 6.5/10 do you want a free bus pass sir

the dark world steve: that’s literally just loki but nevertheless 10/10

the winter soldier steve: NOW THAT’S SOME GOOD STEVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! steath suit, mwah, how beautiful. he even starts wearing modern clothing. arguably his gayest movie. love you!!!!!!!! 10000000/10 bucky approves

age of ultron steve: unfortunately his suit isn’t as iconic but he’s starting to get the hang of his new haircut, it’s better than tws. I like his sassiness in this movie. overall decent! 9/10 what happened in this film again

civil war steve: now thats what I call a gay icon! his hairstyle is the BEST and he’s got an amazing outfit. someone’s been on queer eye! 12/10 too bad the movie sucked

infinity war steve: only seconded by tws steve… the beard, the hair… as sharpay evans once said, fabulous. just… Perfect. that’s all I can say 100000/10 mwah

Me 2sc later, understanding it must be canonically connected to Endgame :