Pretty Handsome Awkward

I mean we joke but it has literally been determined in a court of law that a checkbox does not constitute a signature and an average EULA is not a valid contract.

And God said, “I want to design ‘love’”, and the angels rejoiced. And then God did say “but give it knives for hands” and the angels did privately think he must have a not-as-yet-created screw loose, but said nothing.

FACTSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!

The Good Sis Angela never told a lie

I would love to add white lgbt people too

i was worried my cat is dehydrated because i never see him drink water so i’ve started leaving a cup of water that’s “mine” (aka he sees me drink out of it once before he does) in my room so he thinks he is being a rebellious naughty by drinking out of it but rlly he is just following my plan & being hydrated .

when i was a kid i thought i was homophobic for wishing i was a lesbian because lesbians are oppressed so it felt disrespectful to want to be one. which means i spent years feeling guilty for being homophobic but turns out i’m just an idiot who was a lesbian the whole time

i found out i wasnt homophobic because this girl and i in high school had mutual feelings for each other. one day we were talking and i was going on about how i wish i was a lesbian because i was so attracted to her and wanted to be with her so badly and she just looked at me like I was like “I need you to understand you’re literally describing being gay”

I just noticed that little smirk Zuko makes before Iroh gives his “demonstration”. He KNEW what Iroh was gonna do. He’d seen it before.

My psych professor mentioned swaddling in lecture so I emailed him a picture of me being swaddled in my dorm room and asked if I could get extra credit because it was really hot in there and I got really sweaty and he was like “fabulous, sure”

The bean thief

greem beam

I would die for your cat.

there is no validation quite like when people really enjoy something you cooked

winning the nobel prize <<< bringing home a completely empty container from a social function

the narrative tension in this picture is outrageous