Enchantè, mon ami

Imagine being the front running drivers, panicking and radioing your engineer about nerve damage AND brain damage because "I swear, I passed the backmarkers and there was only one Aston Martin and now there's two????" and being told that, much like Palpatine, Fernando Alonso has somehow returned

it took jesus three days to resurrect but it only took fernando alonso 12 laps

okay so what i'm learning about the new cars is that they will commit suicide if you look at them the wrong way

Daniel has voluntarily told the world that he can recognize max’s balaclava by smell and his hands by their (soft) touch. what’s next, you’re going to tell us you can pick his dick out of a line up?

someone said "it doesn't matter what your personal feelings on maxiel are because it's happening regardless" ASKSDHAH