Man Walks Among Us, Be Still, Be Still

well if its for fucked up and horny reasons, then i guess its okay...

"james sunderland is 29" i think you mispronounced 45? see that you correct this

In what world is tall muscular man not conventionally attractive

We've all been down here too long. I truly think there's a chunk of tumblr's population that can no longer survive sunlight.

women will say “hear me out” and show u a photo of pyramid head and then tumblr users will go “this is a perfectly normal man and an ice cold take”

there are days where NO ❌️ video games are played and there are days where video games are played for 10 or maybe 14 hours straight

vote me for president i will make every character aromatic

having unwashed hair will have you believing shit like i can’t be saved

my erotic fanfiction is more historically accurate than yours. here it claims that shes moaning 'yes,' however classical latin didn't have a word that corresponds to Modern English 'yes,' i.e. an affirmative answer to an interrogative. You could have easily avoided this glaring implausibility by allowing her to moan plus, 'more'—as exemplified in my critically acclaimed fic with an unprecedented number of kudos (eleven). I recommend that you log out of AO3 and return only after acquiring satisfactory knowledge of the subject matter.