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i dont know what else to say. other than this is an pro-smut account featuring philza. dead dove dont eat.

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Hi I also love your omegaverse grigem story so so much!! Do you have any thoughts about what happened at their Airbnb with the rest of the hermits after they arrive (right where the story ends)?
Thank you! Glad you enjoyed it π₯° And I do have many many thoughts, about this AU in general, but also just about the House rental. Let's see.
Gosh. I think Gem is pretty worn out after her ordeal, her heats are usually a lot more suppressed and she's never spent one with a mate before. She and Grian are obsessed with each other though, so they're still kind of all over each other in the aftermath.
I think maybe they get a little tiny bit shy immediately after arriving at the Airbnb, with their friends and with each other, despite everything they've just done. Tango pointing out that they smell like each other (and like sex pheromones) probably embarrassed them a little, but it simultaneously made Grian a bit crazy at the thought that Tango could tell what they'd been doing (as if it wasn't obvious lol). The longer Grian spends off his blockers, the more his Alpha instincts are kicking in. He spends the rest of the trip trying to subtly scent Gem, because he gets even more embarrassed when people point out what he's doing. But he still very much wants it known that he's marking his territory. It's complicated! The other Alphas don't bother him, he doesn't feel threatened and there's no posturing, he's just Feeling It. He wants Gem to go home smelling of him.
Because of the way he's acting, there's some private discussion between the other Hermits about whether or not Grian will go into Rut at some point during the rest of the trip, but he doesn't. There's also some eye rolling from the ones who Don't Get It (mostly betas).
i just said, out loud, "assigned female by plot" because i forgot the words for forced feminization, which i was assigning my straight male friend
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they were never yours - so what if you find someone who could be?
pairings: toxic!Satosugu x roommate!reader, rebound!Sukuna x f!reader
content: MDNI, angst and smut, roommate AU, heavy yearning and pining, satosugu are dicks not gonna lie, reader isn't taking it though, extremely messy relationship dynamics, emotional hurt, reader standing up for herself, semi-public car sex, protected piv sex, oral (m! + f! receiving), threesome, consensual recording/sending, multiple positions and povs
a/n: this was very much inspired by beat your heart to death by the immensely incredibly talented @specialgradefckr !! divider by @animatedglittergraphics-n-more !! also I'm blaming how much Sabrina Carpenter I've been listening to on @tsukuhoe bc her short n' sweet smau stays living in my head rent-free lol
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teeny tiny sneak peak ahead, pls comment to be added to tags <3 first part will be up tomorrow (this was originally supposed to be a oneshot but it ended up way too long for that so I decided to split it up)
You'd seen the ending from the beginning.
They might've sucked you in, but you never fought back. Just stood still and let the quicksand take you until you landed here, sharing the middle bedroom in what some (yourself, included) would consider an unconventional living arrangement. Unstable would probably work too.
You were fucking Satoru, who was probably fucking Suguru, who was also fucking you.
If you didn't move out soon, the single thread holding the tightrope you were barely balancing on was going to snap, and you didn't think any of you would be able to pick up the pieces of whatever was left - as roommates, friends, lovers, or just strangers.
It'd been over from the first day you moved in. Really, the moment you'd met.
Satoru had been all smiles, so eager it was almost ridiculous how funny and charming you found him, his hand sliding over yours and squeezing like he'd known you forever instead of five minutes. He tutored you in your second to last year of college, forged a flirty friendship of sorts, waiting until you were clearly choking on your huge crush on him to introduce you to Suguru. You'd never been able to tell if he was his friend or boyfriend, but it didn't really matter, did it? Because even now, after the past four years, all the time you'd spent trying to carve yourself a place in their lives and living with them, it never made a difference.
There was them, and then there was you.
Their shared laughter and secret smiles, the tender touches and the way their eyes landed on each other from across the room - the subtle looks they exchanged like they were the only people who actually understood each other, you'd have to be stupid to miss any of it. Which, you guessed they thought you were considering the fact they both always waited until the other one was busy or had plans to bend you over the counter or pull your panties off on top of the washing machine and fuck you like you were the roommate they wanted.
"Suguru's gonna be home soon," You tried to warn him, but everything came out muffled, breathless, your face pressed against the soft mattress in Satoru's room, his hips smacking loudly against your ass. He hadn't even waited for you to finish brushing your teeth this morning to burst into the bathroom to whisk you away, throwing you on his bed and splaying you out like he'd been waiting all week for this.
And yeah, you did feel stupid for the faint flicker of hope that maybe he wanted this half as much as you did.
this is gold pls I need!! the alternative ending!! I like when men suffer and begg and are pathetic little twinks
hermit post-convention house rental Heat/rut orgy fest pt 2
hello! i have decided to continue this story because its fun, its hot, and i need the taylie omegaverse in my life.
as well as a few others. the beauty of it being a several day rental is that we get to see a bunch of pairs in really primal states :) and im so normal about it :)) also just for everyone's understanding, the listed survey answers may vary from post to post because 1. i am human and forgor and 2. its from the perspective of whoever the fic is about, so it's what stands out to them.
pairs for this one: taylie, potentially ethubs or egg if im feeling ambitious, reference to gempulse in last episode
tws: omegaverse heat/rut rules, negotiated kink, safe sane consentual, yearning, is it cheating if they have a biological need to be fucking their friends? idk thats not my business lol. jealous and possessive grian.
enjoy!
Grian punched the door code into the lock at the AirBnB. He hadnβt initally wanted to come, deciding it may be better to just avoid the public eye and fly home early to that dreary, dull house. His wife had been in and out for a while and wanβt necessarily sharing the particulars, which led him to decide he didnβt need to share the particulars with her either.
And man, did the house reek of pheromones and heat. He couldnβt make out anyone in particular, but he stopped taking his blockers about three days ago so even if he just limits himself to smoking and drinking with friends, thatβll be fine too.
Well, he thought that. It was almost his entire plan. But then he hauled his luggage inside the house, and wedged himself behind the curtain someone had clearly hung on a cheap tension rod, to see Gem,at the top of the stairs, held high in Impulses arms as he kisses at her nape and carries her down the hall and into another room.
hi! this is feralmaxxing, and this is so bizarre but... I HAVE THE EXACT SAME BEEF POSTER!!!! ITS AN HEIRLOOM FROM WHEN WE OWNED A MEAT MARKET FROM THE 50s-90s!!! IVE NEVER SEEN IT IN THE WILD BEFORE THIS IS SO COOL!!!
ur so cool do you know where it originates from? i basically used images from my pinterest for my blog and couldnt be bothered to change them so idk where theyre from </3
very wild coincidence!
I will have to double check the back of the poster later, but as far as I know and know about who purchased it, it likely came from a department store or a weird estate sale. I will do further research but it literally is in my master bedroom after being in my dads office for 20 years hahahaha
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okay so mine only says American Angus Association (same on yours) and i talked to my granddad that worked in our meat market who is still living. He says the association βsalesmanβ brought it as a gift when they agreed to some of their rules or regulations. Now this was the 1960s so i have no idea what the difference was in how they were doing business before vs after, but it was before the grocery store chains moved in. this is also a primary source from an unreliable narrator, so take it with a grain of salt.
the American Angus Association had several of these posters, and ours are just sliiiightly different versions. i cant find versions histories or a timeline of differences, just the two distinct copies and a few others from before the 60s.
super cool niche history!
hi! this is feralmaxxing, and this is so bizarre but... I HAVE THE EXACT SAME BEEF POSTER!!!! ITS AN HEIRLOOM FROM WHEN WE OWNED A MEAT MARKET FROM THE 50s-90s!!! IVE NEVER SEEN IT IN THE WILD BEFORE THIS IS SO COOL!!!
ur so cool do you know where it originates from? i basically used images from my pinterest for my blog and couldnt be bothered to change them so idk where theyre from </3
very wild coincidence!
I will have to double check the back of the poster later, but as far as I know and know about who purchased it, it likely came from a department store or a weird estate sale. I will do further research but it literally is in my master bedroom after being in my dads office for 20 years hahahaha
the unimaginable power of saying "huh, guess that's not for me" and moving on with your life

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"Don't give me puppy dog eyes!" "He's really mean when he's in charge."
6 years ago to now (x)
and in the end, its about the good porn we found along the way
Horny people legally cannot consent. Horniness is a clouded state like inebriation. If you are partway through sex and you realize you might've become horny, it is illegal to continue. If you have ever made someone horny, you are a bad person.
i feel the need to continue my heat/rut hermits post. it means a lot to me. it started as taylie and ended as gempulse. i even threw in a minor etho reference that no one caught.

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hello, this is feralmaxxing. i had some taylie cheater grian thoughts to share with you.. iirc, during hc10, grian had to say on his main youtube channel that he was really busy and that his posting schedule is his business and that he has a life outside of minecraft and youtube? may have been a year or two ago now im struggling to find it. but there would have been a taylie meet up by then, and i just wonder if thats when he stopped wearing the ring because him and his wife were fighting so much? it was the beginning of the end and it was so draining that he stopped participating online as much as he used to and then.. there she is.
there is geminitay. being a nice neighbor in game and participating and teasing and listening and encouraging him to have fun and engaging when he has a scheme or a plan more than he even does (the underwater tunnel between their bases comes to mind, and how he didnt bother finishing his for the longest). and then there's gamers outreach, and he isnt wearing it. and all of their gameplay this year so far and now he's seen wearing it again after a "random troll" anonymously tags them both calling gem all sorts of names that maybe a really miffed technically-still-married wife might say? he must be so torn. and im devouring it. <3
Oh, really interested by the thought of Grian wondering if his estranged wife is behind the trolling. It just feels so specifically targeted to him, all the things he's been worried about: People seeing Gem as a homewrecker, people seeing him as a filthy cheat (he doesn't see himself that way, justifies his cheating by telling himself his marriage is long dead). Like, it's probably not her, but they're in such a bad place with their relationship and communication that he's starting to imagine her becoming more vindictive (another coping strat), all the while seeing Gem as a kind reprieve from the drama of his personal life (and not thinking about how by spending more time with her, he's just adding to the drama). Really interesting.
Re: his wedding ring. He was wearing it in April 2024, during the Gamer's Outreach that took place in Michigan. He wasn't seen wearing it again for two whole years until April 2026 in Seattle. Season 10 began in February 2024, so by the time the event in Michigan rolled around, they were already spending more time together and planning their bases together. And mayyyybe... Something happened during a evening in the hot tub. So yeah, I can see this. I like it. I love the drama πββοΈπββοΈπββοΈ
im a dunce, i fully meant to say he was wearing it. but yes yum cheating is so fun when we play pretend
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