Can you hear me? Probably not.

Photos for you:

Carnotaurus (Carnotaurus sastrei) (this rendition is from Prehistoric Planet, 2022)

Pronghorn (Antilocapra americana)

"Us? Oh, of *course* our Dachshund sleeps inside- we just let him out in the morning and make sure he comes back for dinner. He just does his own thing, no worries."

"Um, you know it's not humane to keep a chihuahua confined to an apartment? They're dogs, they're natural predators. They need to experience hunting behaviors or they get depressed. No we don't leash ours, he absolutely hates it, we just let him come and go whenever."

Yall get how fucking stupid that sounds, right? So stop letting your goddamn cats get eaten and attacked and infected and hit by cars

A toddler would probably love full unattended access to the neighborhood too, but we don't do that either, do we

Twirl for prom king!👑

Greater Roadrunner (Geococcyx californianus), chick (fledgling), family Cuculidae, order Cuculiformes, Arizona, USA

I cannot stress enough: all you could see was this child's head and shoulders.

As the wank continued, someone else posted a photo of a baby in a diaper holding a crocheted pillow, and guess what happened.

Shrine of Clavicus Vile

Concept art for The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim