YOU ARE THE REASON
trying on a metaphor
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Monterey Bay Aquarium
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
d e v o n
Misplaced Lens Cap
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Kaledo Art
Product Placement
#extradirty
Claire Keane
Discoholic 🪩
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@fer-exe
Yeah you're right. It WOULD be pretty fucked up if you were a swan but you were raised by ducks and you grew up never seeing another swan or even knowing that such a thing as a swan even existed so you just thought you were a duck with something super wrong with it.
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Tumblr already has a personalization algorithm it's called my beloved mutuals who have great taste and only wish to psychologically damage me sometimes
there's like 10,0000,0 accounts with names like "Best Heritage Posts" and "Tumblr Hall Of Fame Posts" and "So Funny Hellsite Posts" but where's the shitty posts accounts. where's the hall of fail accounts. i want to see the worst of the worst
heritage post
come on man
On tumblr you really can’t expect to ask “where is god?” Without the devil answering “have you checked up your ass?”
I knew it was getting close to the end (and it's at a place where it SHOULD end too 💔), but I'm still sad to read this!! It'll be a good time to start looking into Kui's previous works though 😭
You know what? Fuck you.
*unshrinkies your dinks*
no..... my dinks....
*unskrinkies you*
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you’re not gonna believe the gas station i drove by today
@hamsahandprint hands ownership of this post to you
STOP BEING FUNNIER THAN ME ON MY OWN POST
King Shit
the original he wouldnt fucking say that
your man doesn’t have the mental strength to caramelize onions
your man thinks it takes 5-10 minutes to caramelize onions
Who’s fucking carmelizing onions?
Have you sociopaths forgotten that apples exist?
do you think caramelizing onions is putting caramel on onions
your man thinks caramelizing onions is putting caramel on onions
sometimes i wish i had facial hair
like sexy stubble or something that would be so cool
perfect
im not coming back to tumblr i just needed to find this post in order to dunk on my younger self. you absolute baby buffoon. you dumbass
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average Portal fan
you all hate the position i sleep in because you haven’t advanced to my level and you’re jealous of my mental acuity and caustic wit as well as being extremely good at sleeping
I tried making brownies at midnight and it was a 3 hour affair that ended with shockingly not the first time ive baked sweet soup
Be NICE TO ME
I tried to add frosting and, I have got say, its a thicker consistency than the brownie itself
…
…no…
But. It is fully possible that I misread it as a cup and a half and not. Half a cup.
:) here's the post in video format to the song hall of the mountain king
YESSSSSSS THANK YOU @randomgooberness IT IS COMPLETE
how to signal to goths in public that i am an ally friend and lover despite dressing like a camp counselor
play MCR
but not like the songs played on radio a bajillion times (aside from black parade) Play the ones that don’t get on the radio or not very often.
i am not going to do that
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reposting a favorite reddit moment of mine since god knows if ill ever see it again
@under-palemoonlight
i’m gonna be honest i didn’t even read the tweet because i had to hit reblog too fast when i saw this guy’s name is “i like hitting police because i am homosexual”
