vixen vixen twice as smitten

i dont want you bouncing on it, just taking a slow ride on my lap. stay full of me and just rock into it. feel that pressure when i push up into you. my thumb on your clit. let me suck your tits. let me feel good under you and in you. let me see you. pussy dripping down to the leather, nipples shining with my spit. just let me see you like that.

hey i know we're just friends but can i pull you onto my lap and kiss you all over your face and your neck until you're laughing but also kind of turned on and then you grab my face and kiss me good and deep and my hands grip your hips just that much tighter and i pull you in closer and you wrap your arms around my neck and we kiss and we kiss and your fingers play with the hair at the nape of my neck and my hands wander slow up your shirt and maybe we're still laughing a little bit but its breathy and halfway into some other kind of sound entirely and I feel you start moving in my lap in that way you do when you need something and i think i've got what you need right here and i'm humming against your neck now right under your ear and you're saying please and calling me daddy and calling me baby and i'm popping the button on your jeans and you're whining as i'm pulling that zipper down not nearly fast enough for your liking and i'm slipping my hand down over your panties and feeling that wet spot right there and i'm saying that's my girl that's my baby what do you need how does that feel be good and tell me what you want and you're too shy for words but not too shy to grab my wrist and stuff my hand down your panties and show me what you want the old fashioned way or is this not that kind of friendship

(sexting) i’m so fucking scared of you

Letting their cock slide between your folds without pushing in, just resting it there and going "oh sweetheart it's gonna be tight but we'll make it fit yeah?"

chasing a femme down in the woods just to fuck her open the moment i catch her, show her what she’s missing with my cock buried in her cunt like she’s some kind of free use fleshlight

a lot of you have mistaken unbridled and honestly vile serophobia for safe sex advocacy lol

stop calling people "clean" or "dirty," stop calling people stupid for having had unsafe sex or otherwise contracted an STI, stop fearmongering and playing up your disgust for a type of illness that the majority of people will contract at some point in their life, stop acting like regular testing isn't something that many many responsible people engage in, stop treating STIs as a moral taint and not a class of overwhelmingly curable (and in other cases manageable with treatment) infections, it is beyond obvious that this is less about genuine care for others and more about keeping alive the same smug sense of self-satisfaction that's been carrying you since middle school health class

i genuinely worry seeing how some of you talk about protection (which, to be clear, is great!) as the sole ward against a universally life ruining illness. if you're sexually active then it's more likely than not that at some point in your adulthood you or one of your partners will get a positive on a panel, when this happens the most likely outcome is that recent partners get phone calls and then everyone at significant risk goes into a clinic and gets a shot in the arm that kind of stings and then you don't have unprotected sex for like a week. ymmv depending on the infection and your relationship style and status. protection is cheap and a great option to reduce worry in your life but you are doing nothing to advocate its use by talking about STIs in the same fire-and-brimstone way your that your abstinence-only gym/sex ed teacher did

keep thinking about someone using one hand to squeeze my cheeks to keep my mouth open, and the other hand to jerk off into my mouth

a simple "yeah?" said in a teasing tone will get me going every single time. i'm so eaaaaasyyy.

happy pride to fat dykes specifically

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i want a throatfucking where it’s clear the more you violate and degrade me the more it gets you off. it doesn’t matter if i need to breathe if i’m gagging and choking if drool is starting to pool and drip down the side of my face. your pleasure is all that matters and besides, you like how fucked up and whorish i look. tell me to take it like a fucking slut, i wanted this so bad, so i better take everything you’re giving me. push me further than i think i can take. drag my head down by my hair and thrust into me without a care for my wellbeing, like my body’s just a toy for your pleasure.

rough and relentless headlock prone-boning while you whisper sappy romantic devotionals in their ear and feel them clench around you with every confession of love is great and all but have you— but have. but have you ever tried. sorry I need to sit down for a second

putting my hands on your bulge for emotional support

I love brown nipples, I love happy trails, I love hairy forearms, I love hairy armpits, I love hairy bush, I love big areolas, I love stretch marks, I love big noses, I love thick eyebrows, I could go on and on. Free yourself from overly curated (and often times white cis heteronormative) erotica

If you're wondering if your girlfriend might be a fleshlight, grab her by her handles (just above her hips - really dig your fingers in) and if she shivers expectantly then you know she was built to be held just like that and used. Hope this helps!