Wheatley

Hello! Wheatley here! Little ol' Wheatley, somewhat recently deposed from control of Aperture Science--er, Laboratories, for... things, and then sent into space... for, well, the same reasons. To be honest both of those pretty much happened at the same time, actually. Point is, I am now trapped in orbit around the moon, so I thought, y'know, might as well make the best of it, right? So here I am. With a blog. Classy. So, right, anyway, see that little link up there? That leads to the ask box! A little box of asks, all for me, so yes. Go ahead and ask anything, anything at all! Within reason, of course. You can even send pictures and things, if you like. Not sure what those other links up there are for. Weird. Oh, I forgot, there should be a little blue bar there at the bottom of the screen. See it? No, little lower. Now do you see it? Yes? Tremendous. Click on that, and it plays music! I know! Brilliant, right? Where do they come up with this stuff? Seriously! I- I don't actually know where the music came from, exactly, but it's there. If you're interested. I know I would be. Music is... it's just great, actually. Really quite nice. I love it, especially the classics, you know, by... by Wolfgang Beethoven and such. So, not a moron. Important note follows: CHELL PLEASE READ THIS Read from the beginning! ((Mun's blog))