who, me?

we don't even have to have sex just pin me down and kiss me for thirty to forty minutes and i will be in heaven

I want kisses with little moans in between

you stalk my blog? that’s hot

I may not be physically horny 24/7 but I am mentally, emotionally, and maybe most importantly spiritually horny.

Sourcing the photos as taken by Mark Ham on Instagram, according to one of the replies.

Happy Pride month to the moon

did you know if you wrap your hand around my throat while on top of me my pupils turn into heart shapes?

I hope I am not just a parasocial creature to you but also a fetish object or perhaps masturbatory subject

Evil wizard tasteful pin-up magazine but it's all photos of like, skinny old goths coyly fingering cursed amulets, long-bearded sorcerers doing the 'oopsie' pose as their corrosive destruction spell destroys enough of their own robes to show some skin, naked desiccated lich king positioning his staff of human skulls just so it leaves something to the imagination, dark knights in full armor just holding their soul-eating blades out in front of their codpieces, orc chieftain who did not understand the assignment and is posing with a monster he killed like one of those guys-with-fish photos. Or maybe he DID understand the assignment. Hmm.

@evilwizard are you in that?

i should sell this

studying u sexual style btw. tying u up with a vibe and asking you questions and turning it up to reward you when you answer while i take notes about what you said and then turning it back down so u focus on me again and feel desperate enough to wanna answer my next question. and im fully clothed and seemingly disinterested in actual sex and i never touch you or cum i jsut learn everything i can about you. and maybe every once in a while i read u reports i write on u based on the data i gather

for clarification btw this isnt medfet this is science fet. im not a dr examining u im an autistic perv whos obsessed with you and wants to jerk off to graphs about your deepest traumas or whatever

Don’t forget to sexualize me so I know you still like me

if you think my fingers are so attractive, why don’t you spread your legs and let me curl them inside you until you cry, then you can suck them clean and thank me properly.