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in the end, all ship pairings can be categorized as either squidbob, patbob, squidward x squilliam, or mr krabs x mrs puff. thats just the way things are. if it builds off of a trope theres a spongebob pairing to match it. if you don't understand this then we can't hire you to oversee the production at this lithium ion battery plant

northernlion was reading out a sweet note his daughter wrote him in kindergarten that said "i know my dad loves me because he's my favorite person and i'm his favorite person" and someone commented "circular reasoning"

and the winner of superwholock is officially??? no one. we all lost. congrats team

watching this like 5 hour long video about the history of mountain dew and every time they cut to a shot of a grocery store from 2006 that shows a 12 pack of gamer fuel for $2.99 and i’m just like “fuuuuuckkkkk take me back”

i love reading gacha game reviews like yeah the devs are super generous with the currency they just made up

reminder that being “technically” able to do something by pushing yourself through great mental or physical discomfort does not mean you are Lying when you ask for help with it or use aids. you’re allowed to not want to be in pain every single time you do something.

listen. newly out tgirl. I am grabbing your hand gently. do not EVER, ever ever ever, trust any tme person who thinks of themself as more of a lesbian than you, or more of an authority on women's issues than you. I promise, no matter how freshly out you are, it's not that you need to quiet down and learn. you are not tainted with some implicitly anti-feminist maleness that you need to atone for. you are a woman, unequivocally. do not trust anyone who makes you feel otherwise, not even for a second. there are no exceptions to this.

ahaha yes of course, thank you for the helpful correction. *may* I have a juice, you grammar-prescriptivist fucking pedant ?

currently waiting in the principals office

my argument that language is an emergent and continuously evolving social technology and that being as such a priori impositions on its structure are facile has not seemed to sway him

thTjhe y are calling my sister

shejustsighedrllyloud

i think if i can just explain my point better everyone w

htey made jiejie come get me and. i know she was kindof angry cuz she has a face she makes but when we were walking home she told me i was right, but sometimes thats not what matters. and i said But thats not fair and she sighed . and she said i was right and shes sorry . but i just have to learn to pick my battles. and we got ice creabm at the store i picked strawberry