so if i'm looking up please don't mind me

I don’t know, maybe you were thinking about it cuz you have a lot of fun memories of going on egg hunts when you were little? Hmm, maybe it be nice to have a few plastic eggs in the mix. And stuff some candy in them? I can’t wait to see your tie-dye skills in action. Umm… marking all the hiding spots on a map or write down where you hid them? 

In that case, ‘Tell me why’ is a figure of speech Sam. I was just thinking about it and just wanted to chat you up about. As much fun as it would be to have an adult egg hunt and seeing the disappointment of empty plastic eggs, for the kiddos I can’t stand their disappointment. I saw at the dollar store you can get one of those egg turners so you can color your eggs in a whole bunch of designs. Now, that I hadn’t thought of. Usually I just guard the area I hid the eggs at.

You make me wiiiiiiiiiiiish I saw aliens because that’s some X Files level of madness and I had a fat crush on both Mulder and Scully when I was a kid. Just regular white people nonsense. This dude was stuck hanging off a light pole and someone else thought it’d be fun to stick a coke bottle where coke bottles don’t belong.

You gotta be the only person I know who wants to see aliens. I gotta confession I never watched X Files, but I can see the obsession. Oh god hanging off a light pole? That’s already a lot.

Elliott: I LOVE curry chicken. I can't say that I've ever made curry goat -- bit out of the comfort zone -- but I have a lamb version that might translate?

Stella: Do you have health insurance? And would I need to sign a liability waiver?

Stella: I can... make margaritas? And my microwave and I have an understanding -- I don't put aluminum foil in it, and it doesn't catch fire and set a bad example for the stove.

Mercedes: I'm gonna need a lawyer to draft something up? You can't be that bad. I refuse to believe it.

Dionysus

Your father is Dionysus, the god of wine, parties and happiness. You are a bright, cheery person who loves to hang out with your friends. Your special power is the ability to create an illusion to make people believe their having fun when they're really not.

kitty: You have yourself a deal, chef.

kitty: make a super romantic dish... One that says hey "I should probs say the L word, but i'm not good with that so here, have this meal cooked from my heart."

mercedes: always a pleasure to help you drop the l word.

Stella: Wait, for real? Like, not at the community center where there's 40 other people and only one fire extinguisher?

Stella: Chloe and I have talked about TAKING lessons -- the only caveat is that I'm legitimately a danger to myself and others in the kitchen, if I'm a test dummy, you might need full protective gear, for your own sake.

Mercedes: Yes for real! I hope to get to a big class but teaching adults is harder than kids, so I'm gonna start with one.

Elliott: I've got more cookies and chips in my pantry than is probably wise, that's for sure. The only thing I know how to make reliably by myself is curry, and that's mostly because I picked it up with my mom back in high school. Honestly, any help is GREATLY appreciated, and worth every penny of your fee.

Camille: Not it! Cameron, what are you cooking us?

Cam: I'll order us some pizza with pineapple topping. 😈

Mercedes: You always being the brat 😒

QUINN: Oh, how kind of you to change your schedule just for me.

QUINN: Come around anytime. Frannie normally starts to serve things around 11:30.

MERCEDES: You know me, your regular doer of good and all that. Changing my schedule to see my favorite blondes.

Roderick: No, but just know if I somehow die from it, I'll die a happy man.

Roderick: If I say no, will that make me sound pathetic?

Mercedes: Let me write that down: Rod says if he dies by cake then so be it.