Dark Days Ahead

So, let me guess– you just started a new book, right? And you’re stumped. You have no idea how much an AK47 goes for nowadays. I get ya, cousin. Tough world we live in. A writer’s gotta know, but them NSA hounds are after ya 24/7. I know, cousin, I know. If there was only a way to find out all of this rather edgy information without getting yourself in trouble…

You’re in luck, cousin. I have just the thing for ya.

It’s called Havocscope. It’s got information and prices for all sorts of edgy information. Ever wondered how much cocaine costs by the gram, or how much a kidney sells for, or (worst of all) how much it costs to hire an assassin?

I got your back, cousin. Just head over to Havocscope.

((PS: In case you’re wondering, Havocscope is a database full of information regarding the criminal underworld. The information you will find there has been taken from newspapers and police reports. It’s perfectly legal, no need to worry about the NSA hounds, cousin ;p))

“Below are selected prices that are paid to professional assassins by criminal organizations and drug cartels for a contract hit.

In Australia, the median price to hire a hit man is $13,610 (9,800 Euros), with the price going up to $83,000 (60,000 Euros) based on the task.

In Mexico, the cost for a low level assassin is $208 (150 Euros), and up to $20,832 (15,000 Euros) for a higher profile target like a police chief.

The prices paid in Argentina are between $3,749 (2,700 Euros) to $5,555 (4,000 Euros) per hit.

Government statistics in Spain state that 40 assassinations take place each year, with prices for the hit ranging between $27 (20 Euros) to $69,000 (50,000 Euros).”

And I was confused. So today, I go- I go home after a day of shenanigans. I turn on Netflix and see it. The show. I am intrigued. I watch it. Now. Felix.

Sir.

Mx.

Man.

I will throttle you. I will lobotomize you with a child’s plastic doctor scalpel.

HIM?

THIS FUCK? FELIX

HAVE CLASS MAN.

Teds obviously better.

look at u >~<! baddie! people are definitely scared of you! you’re a musical theatre fan but an intimating one! you’re probably manipulative and know JUST how to get what you want! Every1 wants to be ur friend so u don’t hate them XD be nicer! You also probably ship him and Dipper! And I bet you have a secret wattpad account XD. human bill cipher huh? are you proud of yourself? do you remember how we FAWNED for this man. I do, I do. I drew the fanart. I regret every moment of it. He’s a triangle who we made human.

thank you :(((

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